Yep, going up on a coach with 20 Man Utd fans, in the captains lounge then a seat in the Stretford end , oh joy.
If anyone can offer me a lifeline of a ticket in our end I’ll be extremely grateful.....
The profanasaurus is a fixture in my loo, every now and then I’ll browse through it and have a good chuckle.
The latest one that’s got me is:
Chip shovels. n. The hands of a fat lass.