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Favourite has to be Tabby falling off the stage whilst strutting his stuff in assembly.

If Trossard is playing, will we need Ryan? How adventurous is Potter?

We’re finishing sixth? I’m definitely in!

Isn’t it time to extend his contract? And Dunk’s, of course.

Other......Mister.

Win, lose or draw.....it’s too hard to picket.

Unless he’s changed his name to Bellenda.

Dance with me I want my arms about you, The charms about you Will carry me through To heaven, I’m in heaven And my heart stands still So I can hardly speak And I always find The happiness I seek When we’re out together Dancing Cheek to Cheek.

Mares eat oats And does eat oats But little lambs eat ivy. And cattle eat ivy,too. Wouldn’t you?

Brighton Rock & Easter Parade.

Yes, but do we have to nominate which one?

I think we will. And they’ll score a maximum of 1. We win!

VAR is great. Why don’t they keep the results secret, then announce them after Match of the Day? That way, everyone can experience the joy of the goals, the thrill of the win. Or vice versa, of course. Saturday night pints would taste brilliant, or like turgid dust on the tongue. You could...

If you can only take in one game, go for the Cubbies rather than the Sox.

We’re doomed, DOOMED, I tell’ ee. And I had us for fourteenth. Back to the drawing board!

Gosh! Is that the top 6?

Now, LUND is nearly famous. Mons somebody or other comes from Lund, and he won the Eurovision Song Contest for Sweden. Are you he?

Carder? He’s GOT to count!

Alex Dawson’s approach to opposition goalkeepers, and anything from Bill Cassidy.