To be fair the 'fat bloke' to which you refer, totally lost it on Monday, he has since apologised.
In answer to your questions;
1) He can't run miles, never needs to.
2) One swoop? Try 6 stewards & 5 OB
3) Probably
One moment of madness has cost him 30 odd years of following the Albion :(
I think that was taken just before ko E, do remember seeing the Spanish flag up after that was taken :) Was quality looking up at you lot bouncing around thro' the game!
Some front? You lot were at home & put Lua Lua's cousin on the bench? Punting the ball up to Murray, kick & run? You were absolute shite tonight, may well be H/T but you are in for a rude awakening on Monday lad :)