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Come on lads. get another 4 and we are in the playoffs!

I have more than the average number of legs. Some people have one leg, some have none, but because nobody has three or four legs the average number of legs is one point nine recurring.

My father was one of those British troops, he did not mention this even to my mother until the 1980's. He was put on a charge for handing his rations out to the inmates when he got there. His punishment was spud bashing. this was done in a barbed wire compound surrounded by thousands of inmates...

What is the difference between the Sicilian Mafia and the Glaswegian Mafia ? The first make you an offer you can't refuse, the second makes you an offer you can't understand!

Belsen Sebastien ?

Unfortunately not always the case, some manage to find someone to breed with! Its their children I feel sorry for. we only have to suffer for ninety minutes every other week.

Didn't we release him the season he lead us to promotion?

Pray excuse my ignorance, but why would they pretend to be cars made in Spain?

I was wondering if you have ever seen alcohol ruin lives?

Do we need a Quarterback ?

We are going to sneak this 1-0 Take no notice of me, none correct in the score predictor this season so far!

What have the Roman's ever done for us!

Are you won of the highest w@nking officers in Wome?

Good grief! You are going to have to put a lot of polythene sheeting down for that!

Seppuku?

Serf

How about when one is browsing using the 'Ahem' in private function. Just curious.

In your breams.

Excuse my ignorance but should this thread be a 'sticky' ?

That has put a smile on my face this morning after spending ages on here trying and failing to decipher the Ashley Barnes transfer saga.