TV Comedy phrases you use in real life

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

"Nudge Nudge, Say No More"

"And Now For Something Completely Different"

"I Have A Cunning Plan"

Occasionally let out the odd Melchitt-esque "Baaaaaa"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Lovely Stuff for me.

And "You've popped out" for any chaps I see flying low.

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

“Smeg”
“In off the red”
“Jurassic Park”
“That would be an ecumenical matter”

 

[W.C.]

Yes, every time I see a stonking goal on TV I inevitably come out with a Partridge World Cup 94 phrase.

"Striiiikkkkeerrr"

THRiker!

 

[Baldseagull]

"Lovely Jubbly" and "You know it makes sense" from OFAH and, Paraphrasing Bottom, I occasionally state "I am like a greased up cougar from the planet Big Bollocks"

 

[Pavilionaire]

Lovely Stuff for me.

And "You've popped out" for any chaps I see flying low.

And it's partner "The boys are back in the barracks" when adjusting crotch.

 

[Nibble]

"Head move!"

"Your head is so big it has its own atmosphere"

"It's like a planet on a lolli pop stick"

All taken from "Married an ex axe murder"

Weather system

Like a melon on a toothpick

From the film "So I Married An Axe Murderer".

Think you need to rewatch the film!

 

[Nibble]

Whenever I go to sit in a pub or restaurant I usually say, sometimes just to myself, always in a slightly affected drunken voice: "Alright here?"

From Withnail of course.

 

[paul wickens]

'Rhymes with clucking bell' Blackadder Goes Forth

 

[BadFish]

So far today I have used "they've rebadged it you fool" and "keep saying it, see what I do" my wife replied "I'm not driving a mini micro, I'm not driving a mini micro.........over and over. I corrected her with "stop getting partridge wrong!"

Good times.

 

[half time scores]

What have the Roman's ever done for us!

 

[essbee]

From Alexei Sayle:

"Did you kill my brother? Must have been me then"

 

[Blues Rock DJ]

call me a miserable old git , but what exactly is 'TV comedy ?'

 

[Return of the Rev]

When cold callers call "smell my cheese"

 

[KZNSeagull]

If I do not know/cannot remember someone's name, they are often referred to as Mr or Mrs Pants.
If anyone mentions pollution, then Rik's poem gets recited.
I used to work for a Captain Mainwaring type person, so choruses of "do you think that's wise, Sir" were often made in response to his suggestions.
Anyone with a beard is called a beardy weirdy.
And of course, when the subject of underpants is discussed: "My knickers are so old, it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together"

 

[viscentaye]

Weather system

Like a melon on a toothpick

From the film "So I Married An Axe Murderer".

Think you need to rewatch the film!

That's a huge noggin........He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his wee pillow

HEEEEED MOVE!

 

[viscentaye]

I hear a sarcastic "Brilliant"a lot, from the Inbetweeners, said by a lot of the young'uns at work.

"I don't belieeeeve it" still gets an airing

Micky Flanagan also with the phrase "out out", not popping out, or going out, but "out out".

 

[SK1NT]

DelBoy being served at a checkput of a supermarket...


Delboy: Did you sue them then?

Checkout bird: Who?

Delboy: Charm school

 

[smeg]

Bus Wankers

 

[maltaseagull]

That particular avenue of pleasure has been closed off