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How far back in time are we allowed to go, to find a referendum result that suits our argument? What about 1975?

Oh, I see. In this instance, it's OK to interpret the referendum vote in a particular way, but in other instances we aren't allowed to do that, but are expected to just take the OUT vote as a vote for OUT.

Or maybe they should just listen to the people of Gibraltar, who voted overwhelmingly to remain in a European Union with Spain?

We don't need a navy. All we need is a few beacons along the coast and we will scare the Spaniards away.

The point is ... At the first sign of Gibraltar being something that might be discussed in the course of Brexit negotiations, Tory warmongers like Howard come crawling out to remind us all that warfare is the way to resolve the issue. It isn't. Discussion is the way forward.

I don't remember War With Spain being an option in the referendum. But, hey! We seem to have voted for it, so who am I to complain? #StopMoaningAndAcceptTheResult

The Club posted a Twitter message to the effect that both Mill Road and Lewes Road P&R sites were full. The message directed people to the Race Course site, which still had spaces.

Don't worry. Anyone can make a mistake. There are some deluded folk who still imagine that Sheffield Wednesday won't achieve automatic promotion.

"That would've been my personal best, but the idiot organisers have cocked up and I can't say so any more". Feel free to copy and paste that excuse wherever you want.

... But no safe walking route.

These jokes have presumably been posted on North Stand Chat in the expectation that we might be amused by them. Is this, in fact, the case? I'm somewhat baffled by the similarity between Joke #8 and Joke #20. Are we being short changed?

Don't be ridiculous. Of course Chicago Fire can win the World Cup. All they need to do is pay Putin and FIFA enough.

The opportunity to take back control of our sovereignty, by signing up to World Trade Organisation rules. Oh. Hold on. Does the WTO have a parliament? When are the elections?

This.

Don't you mean Sammy Davis Junior? ©Dean Martin.

It's called The Beautiful Game, because it's not cluttered up with complicated rules. This is another step backwards from the simplicity that makes the game beautiful. Inevitable, I guess, given the money that contaminates football these days.

Indeed they do. In Richard Hebberd' s time (before the on-site Ticket Office), they could be found in his jacket pocket.

I bought rods years ago. It's very satisfying to hear (and watch) the gloopy moment when they achieve the clearance that you have been aiming to achieve.

All white, with no visible branding or contrasting patterns. With white laces. I've given up looking for them.

Auto Correct is, in fact, just another form of encryption. It simply makes messages unintelligible.