Has anyone picked up one of these
I drop it outside the stadium yesterday, if anyones picked it up would they please drop me a line and hand it in to lost property at the stadium.
Many Thanks
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THE SCOTTISH COW
The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply.
So, they brought the cow over from Scotland
It was absolutely wonderful,
It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They...