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With all due respect, Just go forth and multiply you cant.

That's the spirit

Will it be like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhkRgJmmOhA

Oh dear

I read that as a probability remark.

London's Garden Bridge project officially abandoned. At least £37.4m of public funds has already been spent on the project and a further £9m is at risk. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40921373

The two I spoke to on the train, where very nice, complementary of the stadium and atmosphere and especially our defence. They said they were staying down for the night, traveling back Sunday and wanted to know were there is a good karaoke bar. I gave them directions to the Bull Dog in St James...

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? Hose A............

Woman walks into a hairdressers in Newcastle and says "I want a perm", The hairdresser replied "I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and hills, When all at once I saw a crowd, A host of golden daffodils; Beside the lake, ..........................."

They speak in strange tongues Orsham way.

If the bus drivers reaction had not been so quick and she died, then he would be facing a manslaughter charge. Is there such a thing as attempted manslaughter ?

Have Born Again Christians got two belly buttons?

Using Americanisms like 'math' its mathematics or maths or burglerised its burgled FFs. Fair trial then execution, no exceptions, no mercy.

I assume you are referring to Moon Shadow. Needs fine tuning but how about this. I've been tackled by a Moubandjé Moubandjé Moubandjé Tried skipping and hopping past Moubandjé Moubandjé Moubandjé And if I ever did get past. He would always bite my ass. And if I ever kicked him back...

Is he tall enough?

Even though I never met him, I feel that I would have liked him tremendously. I will miss Sir Lord Bracknell, NSC will not be the same.

Yes I ha heard quite a few though I must profess that of the time I much preferred Lynton Kwesi Johnson. I am not saying he is a bad poet, just that he has gone to far up his chuff.

He was awarded an honorary doctorate from some university or other, and now insists he is introduced as Doctor John Cooper Clarke. No ego problems with him then.

There would be less junkies around. If drugs were legalised substances could be developed that are non addictive.

How does that work? If it involves putting it down the centre of your one eyed meat seeking pissile, there is no need to answer!