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A mate of mine called Phillip recently moved to Cyprus. I said to him: “Are you insane in the membrane moving out there?” He replied: “Who do you think I am, Cyprus Phil?"

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^ Cheney Hawkes? ???

The orphanages in downtown Manila, Hanoi and Phnom Penh have already been put on standby, the kids sitting poised by sewing machines ready to commence their 14 hour shifts so that all the sad, overweight middle-aged losers from Hassocks to Portslade and Rottingdean to Billingshurst can get their...

Anyone know if you're required to cash out investments like ISAs held by the dementia patient before they reach their end date to pay care home fees, or do they delay that until the fixed term ends? Thanks in advance.

Has anyone said 'Hereford' yet?

What is the old adage- don't shit on people on your way up, as you may meet them on your way back down...

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Errr everyone is ripping into him

All good so far at Spurs. We'll do well to hold onto Terland.

Southampton fans still get it about the Titanic, although the media tend to ignore it because it's not deemed sexy enough, but it still hurts to hear it surely: "Always look 370 nautical miles off the coast of Newfoundland for ice" Despicable.

You've obviously never heard of Ollie Watkins.

Anyone Chris Ryan's extensive back catalogue? Such good writing.

This. Palace and BHA are in the trenches together in this skewed league, as much as that doesn't sit well with the pantomime rivalry narrative. Proper fans who support their local club when many living up there would be an Arsenal or Chelsea plastic. Can't get up the enthusiasm to hate Chelsea...

That the likes of Wigan, Swansea and Portsmouth have all won major domestic silverware during the Premier League era does mean it can be done, but it's looking less and less likely. Just looked at 2012's League Cup final, 2-2 at full time, Cardiff losing on penalties to Liverpool.

The knock-on effect - Ashworth from BHA to NUFC to Man U resulting in Dougie from Palace to NUFC... (just debated on TS)

And the Wordle thread can go too, who honestly gives a shit about your score?

If I had 6p for every time the Sheffield f***ing Wednesday atmosphere was mentioned, or Withdean, or Hereford or playing the likes of Mansfield etc. :lolol: :ffsparr:

Seems to be a thread all about Phil Foden. Weird.