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Jacket potatoes are racked with carbs tbh @Weststander Still better than the shite I'm shovelling down though, to be fair.

I don't fancy going to the park either tbh.

If you can successfully re-animate pork crackling from frozen, then I think you might be our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

Bugger. I really fancy that now, but I have been drinking heavily and can't be arsed with the walk. FML.

I just love grazing all night on random shit to "use it up". Not a proper dinner by any stretch of the imagination, but its Christmas, so the gloves are off. I ate an entire trifle on Christmas night (over 2 shifts), probably reading crap on here and quaffing brandy till about 2am. I can't...

The BIG CRASH is actually rather traumatic and I thought gratuitous in its aftermath IMO. As I watched, I didn't think the CGI was particularly shonky tbh, because I was more horrified by the event itself (without giving spoilers, you can read about it here...

Leftover roast pork, with various varieties of cheese & crackers and home-made extra hot spicy pickled shallots. Followed by some fresh peeled prawns, Pringles and Tofiffee. Think there might be some TRIFLE still floating about as well. God I love the Christmas-New Year void.

Ferrari Was really looking forward to this, but what a let-down. Adam Driver as Enzo Ferrari sleepwalked through the role. The drivers drafted in to his team were given zero background or charactarisation, they literally just turn up, hence it was hard to give a shit about them and their...

Probably SISU I think. Brilliantly bonkers.

Maybe. But I'm still not seeing the 1 on 1's where he would burn them off. He just keeps taking the easy option now. Cut inside - lay it off into traffic - end of move.

I don't see it that way at all. One thing Mitoma is NOT, is a prima-donna. There is no questioning his workrate. He's no stroller. He's lost something though.

I don't agree. Yes, we do often try to pick our way through the middle. But Mitoma is the ultimate outlet. Once it got to him, the fun would begin. He is not doing what he used to do. You could say teams have got wise and double up on him, which is true to an extent. But he seems to have lost...

I don't really buy that. Estupinan is a big miss for the team. But Mitoma is STILL finding himself 1 on 1 with some goon fullback who I just KNOW he could go to the byline with and leave him buying a ticket back into the ground. But he doesn't do it any more. Doesn't even try. I'm not saying...

I have also been bemoaning the lack of Mitoma we have seen this season. The Wolves goal was incredible, but its starting to look like a bit of a Barnes / Maracana. Mitoma was a player who had me off my seat whenever he received the ball down that left. Now, I know EXACTLY what he's going to do...

I think we quite recently established that Simster was seeking advice on how to plumb in a heater in his external office (located somewhere within his 16 acre estate), which he could activate remotely from within his Surrey mansion before he set off "for work". He's doing alright x

We've had that in SPADES several times these last couple of seasons...

Euro FEVER takes over at Selhurst for their "one and only European tour"

Every time I see that chinless goon Martinez, I just want somebody to properly fill his FACE in, preferably with a size 9 boot. Give him something to properly roll around for. Even if Dunk did it, the suspension would be well, well worth it. That would absolutely make my year.

My favourite Facebook comment on last night 😂

That might have just been my favourite night at the Amex of all time. The game was far from a classic, we struggled to make the most of our superiority in possession (nothing new). But after about an hour my sister turned to me and said "I just can't see where a goal is going to come from". I...