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In a hedge somewhere between the wheatsheath and alderbrook close. Where the fattest man in sussex left it after falling over drunk.

Its time to mobilise the troops again, following the debacle of last year. VOTE CANNING! THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE.

Dont go at 5 o'clock like I did yesterday when I finished work. The queue was out the door because it was full of pensioners who obviously couldnt get up there during the morning or afternoon. Mind you it was very informative as they told the stoat behind the counter who each and every card they...

Is this the same Brentford manager Terry Butcher that claimed he had the 100% backing of the board after saturdays defeat?

Kick her into touch before she does you. Tell you need to spend some quality time with your mates.

Really? Please tell us all about it.

Has he considered a career in the police with powers of deduction like that?

Dave The Train Manager?

Real ale is definately the way to go! I cant wait to try and get a sneaky pint in at a quarter to three, along with thousands of other people behind me while some tosser in front sniffs, swills, asks the ABV, who brews it, marks it out of ten in his poxy little book, drinks a bit again, asks...

Let George do It

Never been there but someone brought me back a couple of beer mats back from there probably 7 / 8 years ago due to the seagull motif, so its been called that for some time.

He aint got no competition Only he writes my prescription Dr Love

I used to allow £80 - £100 on a saturday home or away.

'Coming back from Zululand where I spent my holidays...'

Give it 5 years and Little Maddie will walk into a cop shop claiming amnesia.

Onward christian soldiers marching as to WAR. Incitement to religious violence! Lock up anyone that sings it! For ever! And a day!

Ive spent many nights asleep (sometimes) in parks, bus stations, train stations, gutters etc in the cause of one particualr band. Not waiting for tickets though. Thats what guests lists are for!

George Michael and Christopher Biggins?

According to the BBC, yes: Coventry's board has announced its intention to take the cash-strapped club into administration. But the Sky Blues remain hopeful that a takeover by football entrepreneur Ray Ranson and Sisu Capital will be completed before then "This legal notice gives Coventry a...

Thanks. The mentions said something like 'Imagine the hairdryer treatment lee Sharpe got about the party' so your explanation fits in.