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What perturbed me whilst watching the game yesterday, apart from a performance that didn't seem bulging with lasting efficacy or adaptation, was how those in the crowd began to turn, the feeling febrile and unforgiving. It wasn't toward Potter as such, although the disgruntlement about team...

My two-year-old son pointed at the front page of a newspaper a fortnight ago, in the local Co-op, and shouted DADDY! Boris, that lumpen inbred, was on the front cover. Now, i now that he's a fat-faced philanderer, but the only possible way he infected my missus was is if he was in a clinic in...

With downpours beckoning i have put my bike in shelter and my rather embarrassing unelectric scooter is going to be in operation. A whizz to the underground on the way home, and then back out at 8.30 for a late eve game of football will help speed me up a tad. Although not in the slightest aid...

I became quite angry with both myself and what i was watching last Sunday eve. As mentioned above, i had tickets for Pile, who i rather moodily adore. But, those i was to go with couldn't make it and i had one of those times in which the can't be bothered side to you keeps reminding you of how...

This, basically. There have to be options. We looked bamboozled, as if such an occurrence, of Burnley positioning themselves to make it difficult, may never occur. One of my problems with it is that new methods unavoidably invite opinion, and at the game, in the North Stand, the endless cry of...

A toss-up for me between Black Gestapo and Emmanuel 2.

Ryan - 6 - didn't have an awful lot to do, but was part of that HOW DO WE TAKE A GOAL KICK party for much of the first half. We didn't know of any alternatives, and no one took charge when they should have done. I found that annoying, but also those in and around me shouting JUST KICK IT LONG...

With Gross playing, and so many giants, I am expecting at least 3 goals from set pieces.

I saw that at the London Film Festival and it's the only film I can remember seeing in which everyone burst from their seat with applause at that ending. Hysterical with excitement, and great to forget oneself amongst it and in the rhythm.

There'll be at least 20% of WHAT IS THAT DOING THEREs in anyone's top 100, but the majority of films here are of a reasonably high standard. Those saying typical Guardian shouldn't be surprised, as it's from the Guardian. What they appreciate of film may not be generally matching of the popular...

Indeed. I suppose they tried to desnootify themselves once or twice - Paddington 2, for instance, although that was a great watch. I'm peeved to find 12 Years a Slave at number 2 whilst A Separation is number 36. And wait a minute what the assfackery is Lincoln doing in there? I'm going off for...

:) Bing calling him Flop instead of daddy might be a clue too. As well as the name Flop suggesting he might not be able to easily father. I wish the angry goose that terrified Bing this morning, following Bing flinging all of his birdfeed into the pond stupidly at once, had at least been able...

Tis a film I want to see, but this weekend I can't imagine getting away with it. Albion on Saturday, seeing my favourite band Pile on Sunday, and a generally displeased with me missus is a combo that doesn't grant me time to sneak off to a moody drama. Blasted parenthood and other rarel6 busying...

A might as well?

But, but, but you had three pieces and hoppity voosh was only allowed 2, and, and, and, I'm going to shove you so that I get more.

I watch it each day - I have a small young son, so don't peer at it on my lonesome but that Bing is a right cock. He's to blame for every wrongdoing or mishap in nearly every episode and all he has to do is occasionally say sorry via his wet sock father or throw his anger into a cloud. He's...

£1.70 for Les Dennis writing ROT IN HELL using his own blood, maybe.

After missing the secret film on Friday that i may not have much enjoyed, i became insistent, to myself and the woman who sometimes allows me to share a couch with her, on seeing a film. And a new one at that. That's right, the disinterested, it was time for MubiGo. What was free to watch at the...

I had tickets to that on Friday night and entirely forgot to go. Not disappointed at the 8 quid spent for nowt.

We are a salty lot, yes, but when the Spanish grandma comes to town and is in charge of the cooking for all but me, half the canister is empty in a week, as well as a litre of olive oil lavished in every meal. I think she's of an age where tastebuds have diminished though, so maybe doesn't know...