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Oh well Liverpool Street is a 20 minute walk from London Bridge at that time of night. It moves.

The bloke who lives next door to the pub is really helpful as well and will let you park on or across his drive without even having to ask him.

Look what clubs are like now (some of them) back on the booze and shitty coke. Back to the 'Are you looking at my pint / Did you spill my girlfriend shit'.

Yes it is - causes more crime, violence and general naughtiness. Having said that we dont know the long term effects of Ecstasy yet unlike booze and the shoeing that gives your body over the years.

Ive got I Luv Dick on the small of my back. In honour of our chairman / saviour obviously.

Im not sure if I qualify as a lark or a berk but I will be there.

Cant help on this one; jobs normally quit on me not the other way around.

I was always a big fan of Gaynor Goodmans back in the day. I do like a big round dark nipple though.

That people care what colour tie the ugly brummie twat who presents MOTD2 wears. That having guessing games to try to predict colour of said tie is an acceptable way to send a sunday. That an opion from a stranger on a football related message board on something with nothing to do with...

Has anyone seen that picture that shows she has a very unkempt bikini line? Shes wearing a thin white skirt and its being blown into hair revealing a big black thatch.

Not me. I am proud to say that I was enjoying the company of a female thatday. We were nude and touching each other and everything.

The description on that link sounds familiar!

Its next week: http://www.barflyclub.com/Brighton/whatson/event/14989.aspx

Keep an eye out for The Mouth. Will do what The Twang did last year. Theyre playing at Barfly somewhen, might have been last night so not much use now, but are on a Kasabian/Oasis/The Faces sort of vibe. If you like that sort of thing.

O.K I recommend Dave The Locksmith. You dont know me from Adam. Youve never met me. Youre never gonna meet me. Whats my recommendation worth? Prick. You get locked out and rather thando anything about it you post about it on a football message board. Prick.

That speaks volumes.

West ham are XL Records

Youre right of course. But then how would he know the distain I feel for this sort of rubbish? The internet is a great thing and yet it gets used for shite like this.

Get a Yellow Pages Look up L Then LO Then LOC Then LOCK Then LOCKS Then LOCKSM Then LOCKSMI Then LOCKSMIT Then LOCKSMITH Thens LOCKSMITHS Select your nearest one. Dial the number Speak to the nice person. If you need any further help get back to me and be sure to report the outcome...

Apparently theres another new band that are totally hip and fab and are like really happening man - Staus Quo. Has anybody like checked out or dug their groovy sound?