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Five minute job is a trade term for you'll be paying through the nose for my services

We don't want any of them jobs worth american types round here thankyouverymuch. Lolliepop ladies and lolliepop men, as they carry a f*** off big lolliepop :glare:

Pink is a girlie colour

I'd say there is a very slight leak from it. The joint just needs re sweating(soldering). A plumber could do it in five minutes including freezing the line rather than draining the system.

You know that noise your bum makes in the bath, when you shift onto a dry bit? That's the sound of England getting to the quarter finals

Blimey, the Swiss next. Put our two banners together...that's a red flag to me ???

IQ

I got told in a foreign language that I'm using an ad blocker and that's not allowed! :shrug:

Yeah, all the old people have run over the blokes holding them!

And being check tested every three years. Since I gave up being an ADI, even my driving has deteriorated somewhat....not much cos I'm brilliant at everything, but enough for me to tut at myself

Yeah, ta TOT for running this excellent comp and giving me false hope of glory :glare: Seeing as I'm out, mods can remove it as a sticky now!:thumbsup:

Lock 'em up for a long, long stretch....that'll give 'em time to mullet over

Yeah, not quite yellow jackets, more a two tone beige and copper

After watching England in the group of dearth, I find my brain unable to concentrate on any other football in this hot weather....

England haven't played this bad since......the last game. Bin off rice, he's been a liability, try wharton, bin off the prat number twelve, trippier. He's chucked one cross in and then played six one two passes with foden who's a yard away!. Gallagher tries, but he's going to get a booking...

Yeah, I might be being controlled, but the wifi is fantastic!

Another two bob player I'm in

https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/ Now I would have said 123 as well, but I was quoting club website

Didn't see another thread, so as title. 124 years old today!:clap:🍰

Copy, paste and then don't proof read :thumbsup: