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I have always claimed that I managed the longest shot at the old Brooklands Pitch & Putt. Our old football team were having a relaxing afternoon ahead of a cup final and I sliced a shot on the hole that ran parallel to the main road so badly that it went over the little boundary hedge and...

On a similar theme, I recently had an invitation for Bowel Cancer screening. Where previously this was only for Over 60's they have started offering it to those aged 54, 56 and 58. Fairly simple (albeit not nice) to get some poo on a stick i.e. they provide a grooved stick, you don't just grab...

I tried the new series but gave up after I had a couple of attempts to watch the third (or maybe the fourth) episode and fell asleep each time. The Nicholas Lyndhurst character was okay but the 'kids' just didn't work for me. Freddie has completely changed character and isn't really believable...

https://www.adur-worthing.gov.uk/parks/find/worthing/brooklands-park/

Mrs DCH is working out there this week. It is a closed currency but in some areas of the UK you may find some specialist places who will sell. Seems that they are very heavy card users now so unless you are heading a long way off the beaten track then you can probably get away with just...

If it was a straight one on one then I would agree but whe Igor was backtracking, he had three players running at him I think he was trying to hold up the attack without over committing and giving a simple pass. Hindsight says it was the wrong decision but that just adds to the multiple wrong...

Not sure 33 people out of a home crowd of @28k is really a sample size to make the club consider this.

Although it was only against the Carolina pussycats, nice win for the Broncos and Nix is improving every week. An unexpected 5-3 record now and two easy games coming up - away at Baltimore and Kansas :lolol:

I was trying to stay out of this thread but you have drawn me in. You would hate me and fuel as I always try something with symmetry. For example, I will aim for £35.35, if I miss by 1p then £35.36 would be okay but if I miss by more then my next target is £35.53.

Immediately after the game, one of my mates was asking where Pervis was for the goal. It wasn't until I saw MOTD that he was stranded up the pitch so out of position.

Englishman On Holiday - Thunder

Venezuela - A gondola with a harpoon

Probably the most appropriate place for this: WA lose eight wickets for one run in dramatic collapse

Mastiff - A group of young men watching a porn film

You've not grasped the concept of the Uxbridge English Dictionary have you mate :kiss: ?

Seem to remember that he had a pretty bad gig at Rutherfords on Worthing Pier where people were questioning his sobriety.

Wings Of A Dove - Madness

I’ll be honest, I may have whooshed myself as I thought it was just a bad NSC pun and hadn’t spotted your location.

Nice tribute ruined by American fans who can't listen for more than a few seconds without saying something inane or making stupid noises.

Which part of Asia do you work with the youth in?