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Some half alive morons think football is dull. I enjoy researching travel itineraries/logistics, that I might not necessarily have any use for

Were you in Paphos last week?! Saw a chap on the coastal footpath wearing an Albion polo shirt but didn't get the chance to say hello

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There's so many sticks to beat Palace with, transport isn't one of them

I can assure you, Ed Giddins learnt his lesson. He was in front of me in a massive queue in Barbados airport when an attractive woman tried to flirt her way ahead in line - he sent her packing. More (unrelated) Ed Giddins news- he tried to get off with my girlfriend in a ropey Eastbourne...

I assumed the Brentford match would get moved to the Wednesday, but hadn't considered the Thursday. I think we played on Thursday during Amazon week before? Arsenal away maybe?

Crocodiles used to be bipedal But they kept walking into trees so they got back in the water where the sharks were waiting

I saw Rick Wakeman outside Chichester cathedral just as I was making my way to the train station to go to Chelsea away in the league cup. I said 'weren't you in a band in the 1970s?' He said 'Yes' Some of the above might not be entirely true

My mate made a wanker sign at Brett Lee in a South African casino in 2003

What sort of absolute weapon would do that at our wonderful club's first ever European away game? Where does that mentality come from? Complete dickhead

I sense a very niche marketing opportunity

The attached picture has very offensive language in, so be warned - our (ex-runway model) manager put this in our booking diary, which made me laugh

I have a very posh (and wealthy) boss who relishes using the c-word, I quite enjoy it. Only problem I'd have with this bloke is there might be kids/families that might want to hear his interview but not his spicy language

My suspicious nature thinks Putin/Russia with their Iranian links will have had at least prior knowledge of this, if not a direct hand. They will welcome any diversion.

I don't know if the USA is on your agenda but Buffalo is pretty close, much closer than Toronto. I'm not suggesting it's a great place, but it has a down home, rust belt, sports bar charm that watching an Albion game in would actually be pretty good fun I'd imagine. And if you like...

One of them is long, dreary and a petri dish for viruses...

Looking for some NSC insight please. I have flights to Beirut booked in the new year, and the UK government has recently changed the travel advisory to 'all but essential travel'. I'm a seasoned traveller, and have been to supposedly sketchy places before, but should I cancel my booking or...

You bought me lunch as well :)

Yep, absolute lad, he's got a couple of Palace supporting kids in his class so he wanted to go and show off!

As epic as Marseille was, it was still a gruelling couple of days, it'll take a few days to recover. I went to work on the Saturday and was fairly useless. Luckily I found some administration that needed doing. Another one of our group flew back at about 5am and went to work on the Friday...