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Blimey. He's come a long way since doing The Footie Show with you and Mark Walker.

I've yet to be convinced. My extension lead is only 10 metres long so if I want to drive further than the bottom of the garden I'm a bit stuck, tbh. :shrug:

Bit ambitious. I doubt he'd even get a Nectar Card these days.

Look. We're doing better that Yemen and Peru. What more do you want, ffs? Can't we all just move on?

I've attended many incidents in the past where the casualty / casualties had suffered decapitation. Generally, when reading the subsequent news report of the incident in the press or on a website, the article would reference the cause of death as "serious head injuries" :moo: ...which I guess is...

Someone has to explain to two young kids why their dad and grandad aren’t coming home. Regardless of the circumstances, I find that utterly heartbreaking

That’s because it’s a completely nonsensical comparison. 700’000 people visit Snowdonia each year so the proportion of fatalities is 0.001%

As Prince of Wales, Charles has a slightly and subtly different role to that of the Sovereign and feels able to support causes or hold views that as Monarch he probably couldn’t. Of course, he still can’t intervene on political matters and there is no mechanism for him to meet formally with...

…that PL Fit and Proper Person test in full: EPL One final question. All the other chaps want to be sure that you’re not the sort of chaps that get up to the sort of thing that decent chaps ought not get up to? PIF We have untold billions to invest. EPL When can you start?

Well, it's half past three on a Friday afternoon. Now they are all back from the pub I'm sure someone at Nike is just about to start designing our kit for next season.

Just to illustrate this point, on 5Live yesterday the golf correspondent said the galleries were sparse and the event lacked any discernible atmosphere. The ticket price was £67 but he couldn't find one single person who had actually paid for their ticket. People he spoke to were either club...

I'm going to laugh between 14.46hrs and 14.47hrs unless someone else already has that slot?

Yup. Just read that and it says: “BONG BONG BONG BOOONG - BONG BONG BONG BONG - BONG BONG BONG BONG - BONG BONG BONG BOOONG.”

I only put half a tank in today and saved myself fifty quid. Not sure how long this offer lasts for so I might put in another half tank tomorrow :thumbsup:

You’re way off the mark there because I haven’t been invited.

Well quite. Perhaps he will be on Sports Relief this year? "Meet Abidemi. It isn't yet 8am and he has already walked 5 miles." "To fetch fresh water from the well for his family?" "No - it was the only tee time he could get. But your generosity will help us build more golf courses in Ruwanda."

So Ecuador may be expelled from this year's World Cup by FIFA over claims their defender Byron Castillo falsified his birth documents and is actually Colombian, yet they are happy to host the competition in Qatar in stadiums built by slave labour with an estimated death toll of >6'500. Crack on.

:mad: What could be more straightforward?

If I had time I'd post the old gag about 2 men passing each other 200ft up in the air - one going up, the other coming down. "Do you know anything about wiring gas ovens?" "No. Do you know anything about parachutes?" But I'm a bit busy.