I'm sorry, seeing as you apparently did not attend the Fans Forum then I simply cannot consider delivering an articulate response. However, if you have been a STH for the past 4 years AND attended the West Ham match then I may reconsider.
Davenport to Man Utd
Webb to Man Utd
Birtles to Man Utd
That blond winger (Barnes?) to Man Utd
Clive Allen to Arsenal (for 5 mins)
Lee Chapman to Arsenal
Standing to Villa
Not the fondest memory but the most vivid - getting a bit of a slapping from 4 West Ham fans at Blackheath station after an evening game one night. Managed to down one of them before the other 3 layed in before I could leg it home and cry. Thought I would have been safe in Blackheath but they...
I thought you shagged her, not burgled her! Did she forget her key?
If you start itching in 2 weeks time you only have yourself to blame (and your mate who probably gave her a dose the weekend before you blundered into her (literally).
As a drunken backpacker in Sydney in the late 90's I turned up a day early for a flight to Cairns (and was still so toasted from the night before I actually argued I was right). Apart from that and the rubber glove treatment at Athens a year later I have been quite lucky.
Bollocks to Hammond, he tried to play the club and lost and now his at the arse end of Essex looking forward to League 1 next year and probably a spell on loan to Basildon Town.
Burns is spot on. Dick played it well.