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Two for starters; Blonde bird in the Full Moon Brunette with glasses in the Wagon and Horses Oh my days, they are both stunning.

:laugh: Perhaps the worst drunken event of my life.

Not really my fault at the time you were running around behaving like a cock is it. Perhaps it's time to stop grizzling about it you little baby girl. Who the hell said I don't have an opinion on any players and that I don't go to games?

Questions is crap isn`t he ? On course to be one of the NSC Worst. Time to switch the computer off.

I've meet you and can say categorically you are fit. HKFC is fit. Simon is fit.

She could wet my bed any time she likes. In fact she could piss in my mouth if she likes.

Shot as in fired at with my love gun. Ginge is fit. Ginge is the new black.

He's a grumpy, self important, scouse git who plays football like a thicko. Can't stand him or Liverpool.

All bedwetters should be shot.

I think Bozza would, maybe not some of the other mods. Wozza on the other hand would have to steer clear of cleaning gags as he will fear it will be seen as sterotyping ethnic minorities in terms of the jobs they do. Thus if he can't make an hilarious cleaning joke he will not bother getting...

:laugh: I wish I had quoted your first post. Racist.

I may not look like I am but I feel very black most of the time. With that in mind I consider myself mixed race. Essentially a gay, mixed race, female midget.

It amazes me that someone who claims to have a socialist background is so keen to act like a facist **** so often.

I think the current system perpetuates itself so there is little room for manoeuvre. However the revolution isn't coming and as much as I would like to think we will work the fields in the morning, all be creative and merry in the afternoon and return to our ecologically sound homes in the...

You are Clarkson.

A highbrow one.

That has proper made me laugh out load and I am in an office by myself. f***ing brilliant.