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For me the Amex shit has become the most pressurised of my weekly shits. What i do know is it is like having a shit on a train. I'm worried about the time available to shit. I am concerned that someone will burst in when I am mid-shit. I like to read when having a shit and the program is the...

And when you do see him he's pretty f***ing destructive

i realise this is a forum for opinion - but why dont people state it is an opinion rather than statement of fact? In all these threads the words, suspect, imagine, guess, believe,hope, bet......the list is endless. Some of the stuff on here is designed to be provocative. That's fine - but then...

no I think it is a case of 'my penis is remarkable small and is rarely used. i know nothing but will experience a few minutes or rare attention by pretending that i know sensitive information that would, should it be true, elevate me briefly in the eyes of people who are interested in knowing...

Just when you have a wonderful feeling about everything at the club, you know, sitting just off the play-offs to get into the biggest league in world football, some retards just want to spend their time squawking about something they dont really know anything about. I know nothing and in this...

Disatrously no. Since the time came out and was confirmed and I am moving house this weekend (cost implications) and I have a presentation to a client in London starting at 8am on Monday morning that means I cannot risk getting stuck in Liverpool. Also all the white goods are being delivered on...

There is my favourite from a Palace fan the other night: 'I am a pikey with rotten skin and I scrounge and thieve and watch a cruddy football team in a f***ing shit-hole of a crumbling ramshackle stadium'. really liked that one.

TOPIC bars - has to up there. The only thing that lets them down is they are TOO small. Double up the size and let them become the TOPIC of every chocolate conversation.

from what i have seen flying is a cheaper option - there is a bmi and a ba flight that you could make........two single flights work out at £39.00. Availability is the problem with that though.

well as long as you're sorted I can now relax :)

Sometimes, just sometimes you can come across as the most supercilious, puffed-up, self-important, know-it-all that has ever walked this good earth. I'm sure you're a super chap but by golly you like an ascerbic remark or observation :)

no - but I had some divine tapas in Borough Market before the game.

I was thinking this on the way home - standing there over the ball, all those acne faces screaming at you to miss - 3,000 collective breaths being held in the Arthur Wait. Takes some ticker and no little skill to maintain composure and tuck it away. Well done Ash. Just imgine the bitchfight that...

I did enjoy the sluts who danced at half time. Gullys Girls - naughty Carry On sort of thing. The Crystal Meths or whatever they are called are more filthy dirty porn. Tremendous.

Stupid boy. By opening your trap and coming out with drivel like this simply confirms the fact you are thick. Your epic young crop of youngsters are indeed clearly and factually revelation. May I refer the gentleman to a point raised by someone else on here yesterday - if your youngsters are...

f for the first time in recent years we are potentially going to be more successful than the pock-faced pikeys, I for one will be very keen to elevate the rivalry to hitherto extraordinary levels. Rather than bin it off we should now commence a delight in the rivlary as we are now perfectly...

How things change. It seems like only yesterday I was desperate to see Bernie Gallagher shake off a tight calf in time for the game, or wondering whether Nicky Rust was going to be sold to Rotherham for £35,000. A sense of panic descended on me when Maskell pulled up with hamstring strain in...

That particular little scrote was also abusing the staff at the food / bar. Granted they were pretty useless but I did feel for the rotund lady who took 2-3 minutes to add up £3.50 + £3.50. But his abuse was way out of line. Three of us told him to piss of and shut up. I was concerned that I...

You feeble, pathetic, desperate little tit. Have you just pulled your tiny, malfunctioning little pecker off all over a picture of Danny Dyer? Or are just a f***ing mentally challenged, window-licking f***-up of a mess?

Firstly my thanks to a legend of an Albion fan who helped me get a ticket at the last minute. You know who you are sir and I owe you one...... All started well drinking Harveys in the Market Porter and chatting to a couple of palace fans and watford fans. Then God help us someone started...