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Could be the biggest signing in the Premier League.

F#ck off.

I've already put my 'Parasitic Spell' on the Selhurst pitch.

Doris just asked me to tell you to 'F*** off!'

I do like to dabble in the occult. I often issue curses and cast spells of death or disease on people I don't like. It keeps me busy while there's no football on and it's something to do with the kids.

White players look ridiculous doing the haka, like contestants on The Generation Game.

I think he would be an excellent signing and I am unanimous in that.

I think he would be an excellent signing and I am unanimous in that.

I usually say 'oooh get away from me, oooh you're all stinky! Heeellllllllp! Heeelllllllp me somebody! Pooollliiiice!'

R. I. P. I can't say anymore because................... There's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door.......

Could this be the result of 'Gross Misconduct. '???

I must have seen different games on TV than some. He looked an excellent player to me and mature beyond his years. He stood out in a very good Championship team.

I totally agree, he seems very confident for such a young player, he demands the ball and already seems to instruct the players around him.

I think he would be an excellent signing and I am unanimous in that.

It's all about Chelsea on boxing day for me, a new way to do battle with the in-laws. 'What, how much did your squad cost? And you're cumming in your pants because you beat Brighton.' Or..........! +Palace, Everton.

Funny you should say that, Adolf Van Nistelrooy looks a real prospect, Dutch\German lad......

Thanks for the advice everyone, I never hear anything, but if I do I think I will start a new thread then.

Where should I post if I have the name of a definite, imminent signing? On here or a new thread?

I may have mutilated a few female genitals in my time but never against their will, know what I mean lads, eh? eh?:cool: (Wrong thread for humour? I'll be off then.)