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If they are on remand, it may well STAND UP in court when they appear.

Mrs. Morley with a dagger in the bedroom. In the presence of a Bishop.

AMPUTATION is the only solution - with a FULL FRONTAL LOBOTOMY for good measure.

Indeed I was. A marvellous weekend of Everton Spurs on the Sat. and Liverpool Albion on the Sunday. Thankfully George Courtney's scandalous homer refereeing didn't conquer...

I bloody love pedalos. I'd rather have one than a yacht. Can't blame Freddie... you can't put healthy young blokes near a pedalo and not expect them to try it out.

What the fook is a bicycle header? Kick maybe, but a bicycle header must be insane.

Indeed, in his last appearance before going to Lilleshall Chappers scored all 4 for us (one man team - bollocks...) Shame, as we normally tonked Portslade.

You don't know when to stop do you....

From his website.... pure linguistic comedy genius: WELCOME TO MY WORLD - CHRIS EUBANK ME, MYSELF "Because of the good relationship I have with my former promoters, managers and T.V. executives etc, I have been able to acquire the non-exclusive rights to me fights. It seems to me that there...

It is indeed NORWEGIAN... Sounds like a geeky game to me... "Yes I cleared Level 23. You must use the ball to blow away the lowest box which is in the way of the goal. You must start by sending the ice block to the two other boxes while you go around before the ball has come and you send it...

Too much Sausage on view and not enough Toad in the Hole for my liking.

37, Outside Left. Will turn you Inside Out

EXACTIMONDO

He certainly is. His old man - Frankie Jnr.. used to manage Saltdean United for a while when I played. Niceish bloke, you wouldn't have guessed his dad was a psycho.

Currywurst for sure. You could put a Lidl economy sausage in that sauce and it would still taste fantastic. There's nothing like a nibble on a German Sausage as long as he hasn't got a helmet. What?

An annual Chav cull. Currywurst stands.

You are all PRAWN CRACKERS. You should have it out on SATAYday.

The only drawback I can see is that any future games of FAMILY FORTUNES are f***ed.

Predictably :ohmy: and strangely enough... Tweedy

Dunno, but I like your fridge.