Smoking definitely kills.
After only 2 minutes of the last blind date I went on, the lady in question said that she was going out to get a packet of cigarettes.
I never saw her again.
It'll no doubt be highly distressing to see some talented young players condemned to the scrapheap.
And the ones that Palace release probably won't have it easy too.
"My dearest Olivia, you made all of our lives so much better."
"Your impact was incredible. I love you so much. We will see you down the road and we will all be together again."
"Yours from the first moment I saw you and forever!"
"Your Danny, your John!"
Chappers: "Before we praise Brighton to the hilt..."
Murphy: "The reason they were able to play this way was because they had Danny Welbeck up front."
"Intelligent runs...look at this for hold-up play...what you want from your striker, you want him to get in there...getting in between those...
Graham Potter speaking to Sky Sports:
“It was a great performance and a deserved win. A great way to start."
"I thought we had an idea of how to attack and when we could we tried to press and put them under pressure."
"We were positive, brave and the boys gave everything. Our performance in...
Dion Dublin, BBC Radio 5 Live
"Brighton were better, outstanding in the first half. All of them put in sturdy performances, 8 out of 10 today.
Brighton's win was fully deserved and United didn't deserve anything from this game today."
Glenn when talking about the Cucurella sale:
"As a Brighton...with my Brighton head on, I am gutted."
To be fair, he did talk about the duty of care to players when it comes to letting them go to chase league titles and European trophies.
But there was a little moment there where he was just...