Baiting home fans with humour is good but most of the chants are so predictable. Sorry if that is middle class. My dad worked in a factory. Honest.
Worst support I've ever seen, shit ground no fans, is this a library etc etc.
Is there a fire drill? Seems to be one every home game at the Amex if...
Essex man is an older phrase. It was used by political journalists to describe working class tories who voted for Margaret Thatcher from 1979 onwards. Essex girl is later and might have been invented by the Sun.
You have a point. There is far more corruption in society than is often thought and some of it would not be exposed by the Telegraph for sociopolitical reasons.
Why should devotion to a religion prevent you from being a sportsman? Think Mushtaq, Eric Liddell, Moeen Ali and Billy Lane.
With his name, one guesses that Helan is a convert.