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How about my house you fooligan.

I walked past one of their bus stops the other day and they had a sign up saying they will be back late September. So I think they've given up for the Summer and are putting services back on to coincide with the new University term. So not going to be around for August matches anyway.

Simple but brilliant idea.

I just phoned the ticket office as I have the same problem with a North Stand Season ticket with W3A, should have been N1C. Guy on the phone sighed and said "another one", he has put me on the list to send me a new card tonight. So no immediate need to go to the ground. I did ask what would...

I love Kazenga Lua Lua

I asked about this when I bought my away shirt at lunchtime. The tills say show your loyalty card, obviously preparing for them to be issued. Seeing as I didnt yet have a card or provide any personal info on buying apart from credit card, there was no way to link the purchase to my membership...

The Amex business is split 2 ways. Domestic = USA International = everywhere else Domestic has no concept of International. It might as well be on a different planet. And I would rather deal with colleagues in India any day of the week than the clueless twats who populate their offices in...

I've worked for Amex on and off for 20 years. Only Americans call it AYmex and they are all idiots. Wouldnt know Europe if it came and poked them in the eye.

I took a practise walk along the Lewes Road from Sainsburys, past Mitras House as far as Falmer Station a few weeks back, did it in 55 minutes whilst pushing a toddler in a buggy (toddler not essential for match day) so walking isnt that bad. Mind you it was a sunny day. Wouldnt fancy it so...

This.

No he has to move in with Gerrard. What a nice couple of lads.

Like f***.

Get the thing out, disconnect it from the water supply and tip it on its side. Have a look at the pipes underneath, you can normally unclip them. There is probably a sock or pair of pants made its way through the drum and got stuck somewhere in the pipes, which has caused all the muck to back...

North Stand deposit will set you back £32.91

Ordered a copy. Cant wait to give a 5 star Amazon review. All Amazon shoppers should know of the genius of Charlie.

And Jan the lady who worked solely on the Foreign Till, would only ever do the one job, and would serve customers whilst smoking a fag. Obviously more call for your currency pre Euro days, but it still didnt warrant her doing naff all else when no one wanted Turkish Lira or Pesetas in November...

Nat West bank in the 80's used to keep a log book for sending faxes. You had to write down the destination number and get it signed off by one of the numerous mid level branch managers before sending the fax. Nat West also had a special old fashioned data telephone on a high shelf that no one...

'Tremendous Vicky!'

You used to think Ince had a nice arse. Do you still?

Yup. Top quality ranting.