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I see the concept of original jokes has been lost. No chance of this thread stayin' alive

I'm glad he's okay. We wouldn't want a Tragedy. (There's an open goal waiting here)

An Eeyore original.. The Bee Gees were once painting a house. But Barry had a bit of a headache as a result. He was asked if he felt it was down to the oil based primer. 'No' he said 'It's just emulsion that's taking me over'

One joke you can easily work out the punchline before reaching the end. 0/10

It's interesting because I was only thinking yesterday that the reasons for not finding him may have been that he had taken his own life. I'm guessing if the last footage is from the bridge then that's probably it. They would have tracked him off either end. But, yeah, he may never turn up in...

I've actually spotted a 'woosh' for the first time. I'm quite pleased with myself.

I find it bewildering that the U.S cannot come up with candidates as more preferred options than either of these two.

You have to go back to 62/63 for their last win there. They lost nearly everything after that. Apart from the Mickey Mouse thingy in 1991

I've had loads of dental work done in recent times. When you've got your mouth open and pliers and drills in there for an hour it really is invasive.

So his stand in will BRIDGE the GAP after RDZ has been EXTRACTED. I hope they put a PLAQUE in front of him so we know who he is. They should know the DRILL

Thank you for your previous wishes. The care and attention I received was first class- they even coped with my jokes. Although I think that’s part of the service. The staff were delightful and friendly. Somewhat different to the environment itself. The place is a cramped theatre of sickness and...

Yes, 100% Been droaning on about it for ages. Rugby is light years ahead on this stuff. I believe that diving to get a foul in the penalty box should be a blue card offence along with a number of others- especially dissent and trying to influence the ref. Bring it on.

Ironically, I was taken in last night with chest pains. It's not my heart, but needs further investigations. From the start the staff seemed on it and over 4 hours I had ECG, blood tests, lung x-ray. I pondered, when I was laying on the trolley in a quiet area near the x-ray room, how much that...

I think it's the right not to be ridiculed and singled out as a threat to society. And also be demonised in the press as a subverting evil sub-culture. There are those in parliament who love stoking the flames. The prime minister seems to be on the act. You can't do that to gay folk anymore...

That's because they are too busy hacking their way through the amazonian jungle to find the fleet footed 18 year old fisherman that the all seeing algorithms have spotted on the satellite.

Always felt the need to make the point. I mean, if you support Crystal Palace you would hardly be a plastic. Proper football fans.

Pay him over 8 years ?

Dunno. For some reason I was being pedantic. I knew what you meant. I was 8 and didn't go to the match. I remember listening on the radio to the reports from the ground and Albion being 1-0 down. My first match was a friendly against Norwich City not long after that. I've never worked out why...

That was 1977. The year after. It was 1-1, last day, in 1976.

There wasn't one. It was the last game of that season and we couldn't go up :ROFLMAO: