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MORE exciting Premier League official match ball news, for fellow ball and boot dullards. The official ‘unveiling’ of Barco on the club Instagram has also quietly revealed the ball the Premier League will be using from mid-March until the end of the season. (Not a big fan of it tbh; far prefer...

I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles

I’m waiting till they do their M11- A505 tour as that passes quite close by to me.

Try to think of it more as AC/DC IN their 80s?

According to the BBC Sport website, "the Austrian left the club at the end of the season with a year still left on his contract, following a 10-match winless run in the Bundesliga." So it would seem he fits the Palace model perfectly, tbf.

News to me; I always thought it was because Saddam had an outstanding student loan from Kingston Poly?

How about the Southgate Line? It terminates two stops short of the intended destination and you have to walk home disappointed.

No Steve Wright In the Afternoon Line, ffs? f***ing shambles.

They haven’t left enough room for Dec, ffs

We’re wasted on here, you and I. (Chemistry-based gags always seem to go down far better when I post them on the Cambridge forum, to be honest :shrug:)

She’d probably give you a massive electron

Certainly is. A few years ago now, during the whole Pirates of the Caribbean thing, I was seeing this woman and things were going pretty well. So I asked her what she was hoping for on Valentine's Day and she said, why don't you come round dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow and smash my back doors...

I'll respectfully disagree here. As a big fan of open water swimming, I found the film highly misleading. (See also Ocean's 11).

Blimey, already?! Well, unless you've shaved your beard off, I'll probably just have the steak this year :thumbsup:

Great minds think alike, and all that! Doing something very similar here, except we’re going to Aldi.

I hope they appreciate how fortunate they were not to catch you in one of your Iranian acid house dub fusion dance hall moods.

To be fair at least you got response. A lot of places just leave you on hold.

If I had an Irony-Metre it would probably have just exploded.

Whether you liked his output or not, there is no doubt that Steve Wright was a natural broadcaster, with genuine warmth who made broadcasting live to millions of people every day sound very, very easy. That's a real talent. But well done for making it about you :shrug: