[Misc] Valentine's Day

[Bry Nylon]

Taking the old dear to lido

Great minds think alike, and all that!

Doing something very similar here, except we’re going to Aldi.

 

[seagullwedgee]

My gift was Brian Cox tickets tonight at the Dome..

Did someone misread the hint/instruction?

 

[BrightonCottager]

My wife and I studiously ignore it, until she makes a sarky comment about me being unromantic. Still, we've been together for 30 years this March and married for 25 in July, so I suppose I'd better pull my finger out later in the year.

 

[Chicken Run]

My wife and I studiously ignore it, until she makes a sarky comment about me being unromantic. Still, we've been together for 30 years this March and married for 25 in July, so I suppose I'd better pull my finger out later in the year.

The alternative is she will continue to catch the Butchers eye

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

Few more weeks and you’ll be expected to shower the mother of your children with gifts and time off vouchers for Mothering Sunday, good luck

We'll be on our way back from Baku and then straight to The Amex for Forest at home.

Mother's Day will have to wait this year!

 

[MJsGhost]

I'm so sorry.

When you know, you know.

 

[MJsGhost]

Few more weeks and you’ll be expected to shower the mother of your children with gifts and time off vouchers for Mothering Sunday, good luck

To be fair, I do get spoiled on Father's Day.

Only 4 weeks until steak & BJ day too

 

[ozzygull]

Me and my husband don't do Valanties day as I always thought it was about telling someone you secretly fancy them. We have been married over 25 years, it's not a secret.
Did sent a card to RDZ though sssshhhh

 

[Chicken Run]

To be fair, I do get spoiled on Father's Day.

Only 4 weeks until steak & BJ day too

You’ve got two young kids and you’re still getting noshed, fair play

 

[Insel affe]

Best valentines day in years, dropped the wife and daughter at the airport at 6.30am.
House to myself for five days, happy days.

I did sneak a card with a picture of a bald man hugging a lady with too cherry topped cakes positioned suggestively into her check on luggage.
Jobs a good'un surely.

 

[BrightonCottager]

The alternative is she will continue to catch the Butchers eye

How do you know about that? Are you the butcher?

 

[Chicken Run]

How do you know about that? Are you the butcher?

Oh shit you are getting old, you mentioned it on here!

 

[Chicken Run]

As I don't eat or buy meat, they could have charged what they wanted and I wouldn't have a scoobies. In fact, I did admit that out loud so they probably did! They seem a decent bunch in there though and my daughter reckons one of them gives Mrs BC the glad eye. As long as not an extra portion of tongue, I don't mind.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Only 4 weeks until steak & BJ day too

Blimey, already?!

Well, unless you've shaved your beard off, I'll probably just have the steak this year

 

[The Clamp]

You’ve got two young kids and you’re still getting noshed, fair play

He didn’t say who was noshing him

 

[Chicken Run]

He didn’t say who was noshing him

Good point and well made

 

[Stat Brother]

Finally a gift worth having.

 

[seagullwedgee]

My wife and I studiously ignore it, until she makes a sarky comment about me being unromantic. Still, we've been together for 30 years this March and married for 25 in July, so I suppose I'd better pull my finger out later in the year.

Figuratively, yes?

 

[Bry Nylon]

It’s a trap.

Certainly is.

A few years ago now, during the whole Pirates of the Caribbean thing, I was seeing this woman and things were going pretty well.
So I asked her what she was hoping for on Valentine's Day and she said, why don't you come round dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow and smash my back doors in.

Well, needless to say, come the special night, she barely even mentioned the all effort and expense I'd gone to with the costume and instead just spent the whole evening moaning about the broken glass all over her kitchen floor.

 

[Randy McNob]

Chucked her a Box a chocs and a rose, should be enough credit to smash the life out of her tonight