Ignoring the hilarious wordage mix-up for a second... yes Phil i really can't think why somebody as cultured as Pirlo hasn't spent time in the hurly-burly of the premiership, swapping Milan or Juve for the glamorous hot spots of Wigan or perhaps Hull City. No reason at all.
Would imagine his agent is pulling the strings. Perhaps they have been forced into a corner... if he agreed to this contract extension last season, the club might have said 'sorry pal, but we're taking up our option'.
Might be our new Chief Exec Mr Barber's involvement - is this the sort of...
Unreal signing!
But where are the Youtube clips? Come one... we need some footage of our new footballing beast who's going OWN each and every left winger in the championship next season.
Surely data on each club's season ticket total is fairly easy to access? Could we see a league table please, if possible, consisting of clubs in the top 2 leagues and their total season ticket sales for last season?
If, as predicted, we sell 24,000 (ish) season ticket for next season that would...
This bit is tremendous 'twelve hours before Reis was due to play a game against Roda JC in the Eredivisie he was caught drunk-driving at 4.30 in the morning. He was as much as seven times over the limit for a young driver in The Netherlands and had his licence confiscated' he was SEVEN times...
They'll struggle massively next year. In a right old mess financially, the fans will vanish now they're no longer in the Prem (it's a pretty small town), paper-thin squad. Actually i hope we open up the new season versus them... we'd absolute HUMP them.
who's that massively fat brazilian with a ridiculously hard left foot rocket on him? played for inter and then went back whale on a beach in brazil. he'd be PERFECT for Gus' reclamation project