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Jonathan Reis



les dynam

New member
Oct 10, 2008
1,640
Hove
I'm genuinely beginning to wonder whether Gus feels its his duty to take in talented but troubled footballers and give them a chance to shine.

who's that massively fat brazilian with a ridiculously hard left foot rocket on him? played for inter and then went back whale on a beach in brazil. he'd be PERFECT for Gus' reclamation project
 










shaolinpunk

[Insert witty title here]
Nov 28, 2005
7,187
Brighton
Yeah Adriano. If he was motivated he could have been one of the best strikers in the world. So strong and could burst the net from anywhere.

Didn't he get caught with a transvestite hooker?
 




les dynam

New member
Oct 10, 2008
1,640
Hove
Yeah Adriano. If he was motivated he could have been one of the best strikers in the world. So strong and could burst the net from anywhere.

Didn't he get caught with a transvestite hooker?

He'd friggin' love our fair city then!
 












Werner

New member
Aug 21, 2009
46
Deventer NL
In Holland I have a ST at Vitesse where he plays now. Nearly fully recoverd from a heavy injury. Just before he got injured he was the best striker we had in Holland.
When fit pure class.
 






Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Meh , we might as well go the whole hog and be the most hated team in the league..
 






Seagull73

Sienna's Heaven
Jul 26, 2003
3,382
Not Lewes
A Brazilian with a taste for drink and drugs, and he comes to the party capital of Southern England... He's not here for the football people......
 


les dynam

New member
Oct 10, 2008
1,640
Hove
This bit is tremendous 'twelve hours before Reis was due to play a game against Roda JC in the Eredivisie he was caught drunk-driving at 4.30 in the morning. He was as much as seven times over the limit for a young driver in The Netherlands and had his licence confiscated' he was SEVEN times over the limit! Reyes wouldn't be fit to even clean this guy's boots.
 




Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,830
Uffern
Reyes wouldn't be fit to even clean this guy's boots.

No, it's Reyes wouldn't be fit to lace his drinks.

I must say that Brighton would be the last place a party-loving guy with a drinks and drugs problem should be going to.
 




Silent Bob

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Dec 6, 2004
22,172
Yeah Adriano. If he was motivated he could have been one of the best strikers in the world. So strong and could burst the net from anywhere.

Didn't he get caught with a transvestite hooker?

That was Ronaldo. Unless Adriano did it too.
 


JBizzle

Well-known member
Apr 18, 2010
6,232
Seaford
I predict that if he signed he'll score twice then get sent off for punching GG after our skipper tears him a new one for not tracking back on an isolated occasion.

Greer obsiously then gets sent off for sparking him out cold in retaliation. El Abd contributes by going down heavily in the near vicinity with no apparent contact.

We go on to win 6-2 with Vicente scoring twice, setting up four and spending 25 minutes standing in front of the North Stand roasting their right back like a matador taunting and humiliating a bull.
 


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