Ian and Janette Tough.
Ian was the love child of Alf Tupper and Doris Stokes. Stamina and vision in abundance.
Janette is just plain bonkers.
Fan - Dabi - Dozi
Just caught the daughter's boyfriend with his hands on a bottle of my Old Pulteney.
He has been spoken to and is now sitting sheepishly in the corner with an Aldi Belgian stubby.
He allegedly knows the question to which the answer is 42.
43. If were loose on Friday the shoeing he'll get on here will make the criticisms of Hyypia look meek in comparison.
Pay Pulis whatever it takes to keep us in the Championship.
Renegotiate in the summer. If he wants to stay on, that's fine. If not we move on.
It's all about survival. The cost of relegation would be far greater than the cost of hiring Pulis.
As it's the season of goodwill maybe it's time to call a truce on all the Hyypia vitriol and player slagging.
We've all expressed our feelings recently. Things are not good but the FANS can help.
We all need to get behind the TEAM and start creating a WINNING atmosphere on Boxing Day.
Let's have...
David Stockdale: "We're not in a relegation fight"
P.G. Wodehouse: “He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”