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Vaginal Action Replay? :ohmy:

If you turned it the other way, all those sun loungers would fall off !! ???

Shite, but made me chuckle. :lolol:

That's a criminal offence, shirley? :ohmy:

I reckon we're all just a train set for aliens... ???

There's a song to the tune of champion the wonder horse in there. It's a yes from me...

I lost my bottle at 84 minutes and cashed in at just under £800 instead of £920 at full time. I just didn't trust Derby to hold on, but they did... Still a whisker under doubling my money, so well happy. Karma scores the winner here as I bought my Mum (pensioner) a new fridge today for £360 as...

Sorry, but I think Derby will win this one. Morale will be high, the home crowd will be bang up for it, and even though he's 19 stone, 87 years old and has rats pubes as a fringe he's still a quality player - especially amongst the Championship. At the risk of looking stupid, but also being a...

I think Trossard needs to bulk up a bit, but not enough to slow him down. He's tricky, but he does get bounced around by the defenders who can contain him. Poor old Solly, too. Whilst he recovers from his op, he falls even further down the pecking order... If GP believes in him, and he can...

I too was gobsmacked with him in the first half. Did he have a deal with a far eastern gambling ring that no cards would be given in the first half or something? The bloke in front of me shouted "Oi, Ref, did you accidentally leave your cards at home today?" - much to the amusement of all...

What about the man who keeps wandering in and out of the house carrying what looks like a gun? ??? That'll certainly have the whole house spun.

Tree is still up (artifical) - and if I win the Lottery before the Twelfth Night I'll just drag it into the back garden and set fire to the fecking thing... Four hours to put up and decorate, and nobody gives a toss in our house anyway. It was just a good excuse to drink a bottle of wine and...

He won't stop growing it because you've asked him.. He'll be making money out of it. Police would be my first choice. They'll set up surveillance, hopefully then arrest him, and as a Brucie Bonus he should get evicted if it's a council house. That'll learn him.

I think we're a mid-table team, with mid-table players, who are playing 'relegation-escape' football, which can be disappointing and frustrating. Sometimes we up our game and cause a shock, sometimes we capitulate to teams we could beat because I think there's still sometimes a fear in the...

Dammit.. That was SO obvious! :shootself

Merry Christmas everyone! If you're so politically correct you don't like people saying this, please feel free to print this page out, roll it up tightly, and insert it right up your arse. :cheers: Here's to relaxing, eating too much, drinking too much, and falling asleep in a comfy chair...

Alf Inge Garland. Frankincense Lampard. Ashley Coal. Per Myrrh-tesacker. I thank you........ :albion2:

Have we had Yule Brenner?

Roland Gift..... :smokin:

Rick Ast-sleigh for me... *some people don't get this thread....