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And who wants to watch a test match with first innings 600 v 500, I don't for sure. That way would lie the death of test cricket. A fair contest between bat and ball.

Just finished his autobiography and he comes across as a dick all the way through. Yes, he has little nuggets of probable truths regarding the ECB and the other players, but he comes across as being so hard done by all the time, nothing was ever his fault. Maybe it's a South African trait, don't...

Tell me which countries are not facing uncertanty. You could holiday at home and face danger.

Indeed. Pretty straight forward and nothing we didn't already know. People just like to moan for the sake of it, before anything has happened. If we sign Zamora, then I'll be moaning.

No. When I worked in London, I was getting up at 4:30, getting home after 19:00, I was just too f*cked to think about shopping then, so anytime during the week was out. Saturday mornings I generally had to sleep, just to catch up, so I had very few hours when I could physically get there. I...

Well, if she did crash, her number of functioning brain cells wouldn't go down.

Let them open as long as they like. Anything that upsets the religionists is fine by me.

Can't watch her. I love my tennis, and no problem watching womens tennis, but I can't listen to that. Azarenka is nearly as bad.

Those references completely pass me by, unfortunately. The "findings" are definately worth following up, I'm pretty sure there is life up there, it's just that these claims from one scientist are far from "unequivocal". I think we've heard that before about the so-called "microbes" on the...

Worth investigating, but I think it has a way to go before it reaches "interesting"

Of course she was going to say that, and of course it hasn't left any legacy for the young, it eas never going to. Too few playing fields, too few sports you can do for free, or cheaply and too many parents happy for them to sit on the computers all day. I gather they're all too fat to get out...

Shame then that they can't put anything on BBC1 worth watching. I never even look at the schedules for 1 any more (never have looked at ITV1).

Are they allowed to use buggies in the Open ? I assume not.

I know which one was more intelligent.

Eh, how can they both taste the same ! Completely different beasts.

The keepers also seem to be rather small, there was one at 5' 4". Now, as a shortarse myself, she'd be taller than me, but one thing I've never considered doing is going in goal.

Who's he going to blame next. My guess is Santas Little Helper from the Simpsons.

Love Heinz salad cream. Don't much like mayo - don't seem to mind it if it's slready on something I buy, but if I buy a jar or make it, it's awful. They're not nearly the same thing, of course - salad cream is cooked (I made some once from an old recipe), whereas mayo has raw eggs.

Usual rubbish. I watch sport for the unexpected, if I want something boring and utterly predictable I'd watch Friends.

If it doesn't bounce, it's not out