I was thirsty this morning, but my water supply was turned off for maintenance and when I looked in the fridge, there wasn't a drop to drink. Luckily I managed to get an obliging Binman to provide me with a lovely warming pint of piss. Delicious.
Fair play to him for admitting to getting it wrong, although I suspect the fact that he is one of Chris Hughton's closest friends may have something to do with it.