[Football] Premier League 24/2 - 25/2

[pasty]

I feel dirty. I actually want Palace to score. Done BTTS and Spuds win.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

This has got Palace win all over it. Spurs have missed so many opportunities

 

[Razzoo]

Come on Spurs you useless overpaid over hyped shower.

 

[m20gull]

Awful performance by Spurs so far. Summed up by Aurier (how does he start ahead of Trippier) doing 2 foul throws in a row.

He isn't getting any better

 

[Postman Pat]

Kane having a mare. TYPICAL

Sorry my fault, put Kane as captain in my FPL team.

 

[RM-Taylor]

Sky just turned the microphones up that they have in the corner. They all magically got louder during one of those awful chants

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Annoying. Palace look utter shithouse, but Spurs, for all their possession in the middle third, have barely created any great chances (and the one they did have, Kane hit it with all the precision of Mark McCammon after fifteen pints).

 

[Wellesley]

Annoying. Palace look utter shithouse, but Spurs, for all their possession in the middle third, have barely created any great chances (and the one they did have, Kane hit it with all the precision of Mark McCammon after fifteen pints).

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Also: how crap was Erik Lamela? Hopefully his replacement will pull up a few trees.

Dele Alli going down far too easily as usual, though might actually have been a penalty that one.

 

[LamieRobertson]

What a miss

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Abysmal miss from Aurier, FFS.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Also: how crap was Erik Lamela? Hopefully his replacement will pull up a few trees.

Dele Alli going down far too easily as usual, though might actually have been a penalty that one.

Nah he was on his way down before getting touched ...must have been taking lessons from the master

 

[spence]

Garbage from Spurs

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Nah he was on his way down before getting touched ...must have been taking lessons from the master

Oh not that one: clearly not a penalty, but I think Van Aanholt might have fouled him when he had that cluster of Palace players around him. Reputation probably preceding him I suspect.

 

[Dick Head]

Harry Kane's really shit, isn't he?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!

 

[LVGull]

Kane

 

[Wellesley]

Hallelujah!

 

[dolphins]

HAHA! Last minute heartbreak... ah, what a shame!

 

[Eggman]

Yee-Ha