Lots of wind, rumbles, flashing, loud cracks and a bit of banging; and its all over in a couple of minutes. A bit like me attempting to pleasure Mrs Fef.
In that case, I apologise for my terse retort earlier! And as for the Argus - you're a naughty bunch of buggers looking for a possible 'let's bash BHA' story in NSC.
Red Laser - a bar code scanner. Mrs Fef and I liked the look of an electrical appliance in Comet costing £150. I scanned the bar code, and the app told me it was fifty quid cheaper in Argos. What a result!
A shame. He was shaping up to be a good player, but his freak injury must have knocked his confidence greatly, and he never recaptured his promise. I wish him well, and hope he can restart his career.