Phone the wedding venue, and tell them that you are the wedding planner for the gypsy wedding on <insert date here>, and that you'd like to make an appointment to reconnoitre the venue.
Venue cancels booking; too late to get another booking (or if it isn't, repeat the above); go to footie...
Oh dear. I also feel gutted that we've won the league; annihilated it in fact; promoted with four games in hand; remained top since September. I'd really hate to have you as my boss. OK - it's not quite perfection, but I'll always settle for sheer excellence instead.
I was heading up the Hangleton Rd towards Snakey, and saw two police cars in a great hurry. I hope the lad gets through this and makes a good recovery.
After the HMS Goldstone was maliciously scuttled, and we bobbed around in the icy waters of Gillingham for a time, The Withdean was our lifeboat that took us to the safe haven of the Amex Stadium.