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Mako's may well be fast but they aren't the fastest fish by some margin. The Black Marlin has been recorded at 129km/h whereas the mako can only bring up the rear at a relatively paltry 74km/h.

A bit of googling suggests that the only shark deaths recorded in UK coastal waters were candidates for a Darwin Award:- "*FATAL* - In 1956, off The Lizard in Cornwall, a Leslie Nye and Richard Kirby were attempting to blow up a shark with explosives and blew themselves up instead." :D

Apparently 'Spielberg famously said that the movie is simply "a film about a shark” and has said that his main reason for making it was his own fear of swimming.' http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2015-06-21/is-jaws-just-a-film-about-a-shark-or-something-else

We had Gazza in one of our shops last weekend and, for the first time since he moved down here, he actually looked well and he clearly hadn't had a drink. If he carries on like this then hopefully he won't be on anyone's death list for a long time. It was great to see him both happy and sober.

So you can't actually find a post of mine where I'm trolling. On the other hand, your incessant following me around on here, continuously making your utterly groundless accusations, is classic troll behaviour. Now can we get back to sharks in the English Channel, the subject of this thread.

Is that you finding an example of me "trolling" on NSC? Just put me on ignore so everyone doesn't have to put up with you derailing every thread I post on.

For those who don't know, cjd is a persistent **** when it comes to my posts on here. If my mere presence annoys him so much I don't get why he doesn't just put me on ignore. Maybe he'd like to show where I've ever trolled on NSC, a site that I've been a member of for years longer than he has.

Ah, my friend Graham Pullen.

To big to send by PM I guess. :D

Can't you just PM it?

To put the risk in context, the odds of being killed by a shark are 239,998,500 greater than the odds on Brighton winning the Premier League this season. :)

"The club has never won a game in European competition." :D

It's brilliant.

Which particular hardship that Brighton have suffered are you referring to?

To be fair, whilst the front your new shirt is clearly Brighton and looks good, the back of it is right up there with the most naff of any palace shirt I can recall, maybe even worse.

I was only repeating the list of Brighton managers from this source:- http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/team.sd?team_id=381&teamTabs=managers The same source has Palace down as 12 managers since 2008:- http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/team.sd?team_id=646&teamTabs=managers God knows how exactly...

Adams, Booker, White, Slade, Hinshelwood, Poyet, Garcia, Hyppia, Jones and Hughton. That's 10 isn't it?

Australia, America, UK etc.

. Misread a post.

Well they certainly always used to. How many bungalow's do you see with a flat roof. :)