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A few photos from today's stunning game at Wembley.

Is that some sort of pie?

Sit?? ???

Nah. So shoot me. It's too soon to make a change. It's too soon to make your mind up. It's too soon to change. We're not getting relegated with Sami, we're building, and with a three-year deal we'll see his strengths more as the whole squad develops.

I wonder how all the women feel about that.

I wouldn't touch MM with a barge pole. Bigoted bloody man.

Looks like we have a distinct 'know what we know' issue here.

No, but it is "mustn't lose".

Has he got a mansion house that needs haunting? #outdatedreference

In that case I shall buy a "The future's bright, the third strip's orange" shirt today.

Knee brace?

I can see that making a generation of kids refuse to go on school trips.

You block out the sun, you block out the su-u-un, You fat b4stard, you block out the sun. Your belly's offside, your belly's... Your eyeliner's smudged... Well, you get the picture. Lots of potential today. Inc. "Fat Eddie Izzard, you're just a fat Eddie Izzard".

We'd have to make him our manager first.

As in 'Feeling hot hot hot'. Lewis Dunk Dunk Dunk, der do der, der do der do, Lewis Dunk Dunk Dunk... Look, I'm 8ollocksed, so have some sympathy. Alright?

What am I doing wrong with Seagulls Player? 11 mins in and still no available commentary.

I'm Team 'Mid-table Mediocrity' and proud of it. A rebuilding season is when you er... rebuild. Let's get the foundations right before we put the chrome dome in place.

They usually announce it at about 5pm on the day of the game, just in case you're close by and at a loose end.

Absolutely. I have to trust the justice system as far as I can. Currently he's a rapist. If it's proved he's innocent then he's not a rapist. My narrow-mindedness is fine by me - it keeps me going to the football instead of a women's lib meeting.

Ched Evans is a convicted rapist who, contrary to popular and ill-informed opinion, has not 'done his time'. He has been released on licence halfway through his five year sentence. He remains a rapist, he remains convicted by a jury of his peers who know more about what happened than anyone on...