I would like to become a premier league referee, just so I could send off as many Man Utd players off as I could, and give lots of penalties against them.
I would particularly enjoy finding any little reason to send that horrible little scottish Karl Maldon look-alike to the stands.
Train companies and bus companies should be ashamed of themselves. Is it really too much to ask that they run services on Boxing day in 2012. It's not the 1950's anymore.
Surely, there would be enough bus drivers who would prefer to get some overtime than have to traipse round the shops with the missus. And train drivers, for that matter.