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Have you ever taken indomethacin?

I know a Jackie, but not his mum.

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Iggy Blackwood

Radar Love

The Japs are shorter than the mascots. Let's have some hoof ball!

Nothing new there......

I think we should tell Chemical Ali and his agent to go forth and multiply.

"We need to get our heads down in the second innings. It'll start turning as the pitch wears."

Ruadteetoolised means "rush goalie" in Estonian.

Definitely?

What is rumoured?

He had a side bob?

How are you with ethnic minority fatties?

Putting the fear of god into my 2 teenage daughter's boyfriends.

Nigel Slater. Never in the field of TV chefdom has so much dosh been made by a smarmy tw@t tossing salads or frying a fecking egg!

Receiving telephone calls from a machine and not having the option to tell the machine to feck off. Oh and the machine station announcer which personally apologises for the train being delayed or cancelled.

Is he miming to a Stephen Hawking track

Don't you just hate the way americans put the month before the day, like 07/06/15 - you don't know if it's jun or jul.