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To be totally fair, I think Sanchez should get the assist

Oh my, how's this happened? The pundits assured us last time out that Poch had them on the mend, clearly all is not well (yet). Maybe they need to spend a few more quid??

Maupay already booked before getting on? Top shithousery

That would have been worthy of the Final, a real tight match

Lovely goal, clever Adingra, deft Fati!

All we want is a clean sheet!

Asleep at the wheel, as per

f***, this Cricket World Cup Ad has not aged well

Crouchie agrees with us, it was a pen. Undone by ref with strange head.

Excellent goal, rapid change of pace! Love it!

Random Polish referee tombola, anything could happen. Already carded 2 Brighton players for not much.

Thought that was a pen, Ajax player got none of the ball?

Before I turn my attention to more important matters tonight, what an absolute shower today. Incredible timing really, the ECB offering a number of these players new contracts at the same time as we're crashing out. Ludicrous, cack-handed nonsense. When have the ECB made any serious...

Also, before I go to bed, the last pundits I'd invite to do the honours today - 2 past- it United players. FFS. Not interesting at all.

Yup, fair play, I think I'm a better keeper than Onana, but credit for a good save. Slabbie is still abysmal though.

Oh surely not, a pen for Copenhagen......

Also, while I'm here, TNT sports trailers are REALLY f***ing annoying. If I'm watching a Champions League match, it does NOT mean I've any interest in Tyson Fury fighting somebody from TikTok. Bollocks.

He has indeed. He's also been dog shit prior to that, defensively speaking. Harry is an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, and a black bin bag.

Regrettably this SF is done already.

I was confident this would be a thread ridiculing John Terry