Sorry but you're in the wrong here mate.
I'd suggest you take a step back and have a look at things from the club's (and most other peoples) point of view. You clearly only wanted to sign her up so you could benefit from a free shirt - this is questionable in itself but within the rules so...
I had the misfortune of watching the home cup game against Reading last week when both started and it was terrible. Absolutely no chances created through them, wasteful and negative against 10 man Reading. Thankfully that is the only time they have started together this season, but whenever one...
Sidwell is better than Norwood but both are distinctly BANG average lower Championship level. Both negative players who offer nothing going forwards and all the while we have them both in midfield we wont score many goals.
Saw him at the ground on Saturday. I must have been one of the only people who recognized him as he was able to walk outside past the North Stand at 2:30pm and no-one batted an eye-lid (or more to the point asked for a photo / autograph / hug).
You seem to have spent a lot of time on this and cudos for having the perseverance.
However, I cant see it ever happening mate. Complicated lyrics to an uncommon tune means very very low chance this will ever be sung by more than 3 people.
Just said Fulham are looking at him and asked if others thought we should be given our lack of strikers at present.
I don't think you've quite got the hang of this 'football discussion board' lark mate
Just seen a tweet on the bbc transfer dealine day thread http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/37228534 saying Fulham are in for him.
Should we be inquiring?
38/40 and I'm disappointed.
In all honesty the majority of the questions were kids stuff. Couple of thinkers but the american wording (eg oil pan instead of oil sump) made it more confusing in parts.
I saw this too, and feel for the guy and his misses - complete bunch of twats and if that had been me I wouldn't have had his restraint.
I was also unfortunately placed with a bunch of acne riddle teenagers calling themselves the YOOF who having seen one too many Danny Dyer movies spent more...