To the tune of Chumbawamba's greatest three minutes...
"We're going down, but we'll come up again, we're Brighter Nanno Valbion,
We're going down, but we'll come up again, we're Brighter Nanno Valbion".
West Stand, over to you.
All together now...
My, my, my... Diarra. Why, why why... Diarra.
So, before, you run down the pi-itch and score...
Remember that you play for Brighton and we always draw.
I'm going to ignore my confusion over whether this is satire or not and let you know that the Equality Act 2010 created a number of protected characteristics. These characteristics include your ethnicity/race, your gender, and your sexual orientation (amongst others). This means that white...
I don't want to sound like I want to be "the big I am" over this but if people want to PM me with their thoughts then I'm happy to try to collate something for the night. I will, of course, post a summary of what those accumulated views are in advance of sharing it on the night. I'm aware that...
Can't wait. It'd be great to get the fluff and random ideas sorted out on here and then maybe approach the night with a set of 4-5 solid, heavily supported ideas that we can all get behind.
The North Stand, sponsored by Chloraseptic, shooting sticks and Strongbow.
My first suggestion -...
If they want stereotypes we can join in.
"Lazy b4stards, lazy b4stards, get some soap and have a wash! Get some soap and have a wash!".
I'm in a distinctly lyrical mood today.
Some new songs would be nice.
The first will be a rousing chorus of...
"GO! Sami Sami - Sami Sami Sami Sami Hyypia... GO! Sami Sami...etc."
The second a lovely take on D.I.V.O.R.C.E by Tammy Wynette -
D.A.R.R.E.N.B.E.N.T plays today.
He signed for the Al-bi-on, and we hope that he stays...