To be fair, it wouldn't look out of place on Latest TV. Maybe they could combine it with their other flagship programme and try and sell you the houses they raid. couple that with a burglary in the Bang & Olufsen shop in Church Road and they could get their one and only advertiser in on it too.
To the tune of Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel
Poyet, we reached the play offs.
Oscar, play offs once again.
How can a team that reached the play offs suddenly turn so shit? Hu-u-ghton.
Granted, it was good and well observed. However, I would have liked to see the club offer unsold seats ( and there was always going to be plenty of them) to Sussex service personnel, current and retired.
I remember, several years ago, phoning Burger Off to order a burger for collection, and getting the proprietor' s voicemail, advising that he was closed due to gastric problems. It kinda put me off, so a vote for Grubbs from me.