Obviously you're an indecisive ditherer who should not be allowed north of Crawley.
I implore you to accept my generous offer of face value cash for the 2 tickets + £100 of drinking vouchers.
I'll even bring back a couple of programmes for the boys along with half-and-half scarves if available.
I'd bloody well love to help but your club have restricted the number of away fans unnecessarily in my view.
You could have sold 2 or 3 times what we were given. I guess large swathes of the home sections will be empty.
It's a great shame your club were unable to show the forward thinking of MK...
I summoned up my spirit guide, Norman, to contact my late father and to ask him to whisper "wanker" in Carl Baker's ear as he was about to strike the ball. It worked!