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I'd be protesting if I was in Oldham, too (etc. etc.)

2013, apparently. This is only the ninth time in England's Test history that the top four have all reached 60.

Burnley the first team to line up with squad numbers 1-11 since Charlton 1998/9

As with many hardy perennials, cut back hard in the Autumn. Mulch well over winter and expect vigorous growth by spring

Excellent cause, staffed by selfless individuals who voluntarily put their own lives at risk to save others. If it upsets the kind of people who do little with their time apart from throw around epithets like "woke", "virtue-signalling" or "snowflake", then that's just gravy

Just to raise the mood a bit, here's Piers Morgan facing an over of Brett Lee: Perhaps he'd like to demonstrate for the class how to execute a perfect Yurchenko

I think I'd be getting a little bit twitchy right now if I were a creditor

Why anyone could ever give a toss about which genitalia two (or more) consenting adults are bumping together

Anyone have any idea if Southwick's ground has a sports covenant?

Marc Cucurella. There's a thread on page 1 of the board.

We've bought Mwepu, had agreed terms for Gonzalez and are seemingly chasing this young ex-Barcelona lad. Unless Tony popped down to the cash machine this morning and found out he's overdrawn, I reckon this is little more than a standard trimming of the squad, shipping out the dead wood.

Who on Earth decided Phillips should be taking set pieces?! Dire.

To Maguire, continually bumping into Tyrone Mings: " 'Arry...! 'Arry...! It's an inanimate f***ing object!"

Quite clearly he'd have awarded a multi million pound contract to one of his mates to do it, who in turn would have screwed it up because they have never installed a battery into a handheld device before, and anyway we didn't need world beating distraction-laser technology. Before long it'll be...

It could get very messy with all that minced lamb and aubergine flying around

So what you're saying is that this transfer could be something of a coo?