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The Bielssiah works in mysterious ways :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

Less "Oven Ready Brexit", more week-old toasted turd sandwich

How on Earth did Xakha not get a card for that?!

From County Champions to bottom of the pile and a mass exodus in 15 years. F#cking omnishambles.

There is precedent for time penalties being given for overtaking under safety car - Hamilton in Valencia 2010 for example. Why should it matter whether it is the first or last lap of the season?

Througout the season Red Bull have frequently insisted that throwing their car vaguely alongside their opponent taking a corner constitutes being ahead

Unconfirmed reports that Mercedes are set to unveil a new suite of safety devices ahead of tomorrow's race

Larry the Downing Street cat would do as good a job as anyone currently in the Cabinet

Seems to have been the case for most of the season up until now...

Good grief. Welcome to the Gabbatoire

Bissouma would be justified in feeling hacked off with that decision! Neither intended to injure an opponent, but clear dangerous play

It was at least as good. With the added bonus that it... didn't have Martin Tyler pausing... every fifth word to find... a way to use fifteen... words to find the most... bloviatied way of forming the... Simplest of sentences Or Jamie Carragher chewing up the language and...

He's a useless shite, that boy

I wonder if the individual(s) blocking lifeboats have a history of posting things like "All Lives Matter" on social media :moo:

On multiple occasions the ball just bounced off him. Couldnt help thinking, looking at one of the close-up camera shots, that if he put in as much enthusiasm into football as he does laying on tattoo artists' tables he could have been a half decent player

And combine Denmark, Sweden, Norway & Finland into one Scandiwegian side, reassemble Czeckoslovakia, Yugoslavia & the USSR. In fact, why not just condense it down to continents, although someone would end up whining about the team of penguns making up the numbers