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New lucrative sponsorship contract for next season. LastMinute.com. :rock:

Let's twist and dive like I did last season; Lets dive and claim for a penaltee..

Traditional scarpering away from them.

He is fully fit for playing football but is not able to fall over yet. Hence no pitch impact yet. Old man Roy is thinking of sending him to a specialist clinic run by Jurgen Klinsman.

someone should have told him he was playing for Sussex! Cue a pedestrian 16 off 30 balls and then hole out to mid-wicket.

Too true. A true Albion fans hears rumours in Burgess Hill and knows a good roast. Too right Blenkinsop.

Satisfying an ego? How so? Satisfying a desire to witness a sporting event? How does that nourish an ego?

Aww tosh Gramps. When I started watching the Albion during the war (Crimea, do I know you from then?) our rivals were a team that have now gone out of existence. Barnestoneworth United. By 'eck we had some right barnies with them! Still well done steering this thread from its proper (Davy) path!

That was a Sunday.

Can someone translate please?

Gee I hope they buttoned up well.

Bournemouth? Bournemouth, really? Bournemouth, give over! Oh for the sake of a Mussolini on a Tandem, Bournemouth?

don't sit near me yah big pooftah!

Waste of money and not very environmental friendly.

Was it just me or were the first sentence or two capable of being lyrics to " I will survive"?

After all these years someone has twigged! Lewis Dunk aka Luis Vazquez Dunqueidoz. Son of a Colombian farmer and spotted by Barry Lloyd on a road trip in 2001.

Football is a game of opinions. I really do not have any time for Mr Poyet.

Edited for accuracy.

So can anyone beat my anecdote. Bundle onto a train. Not allowed to get off until Haywards Heath! I lived in a flat in Selhurst Road!!!!!

Can one of the Mods please remove the 'Palace ' label here? Thank you.