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  1. Perry Milkins

    [Football] Pellegrino Gone

    Buddy. There are any number of kilted Kevs in who would take exception to the land of Tartan and Tannadice being referred to as Scotchland. (Voice of Fraser from Dads Army) Aye, Motherwell mebbe are a two bob noddy team but how do they differ from the others?
  2. Perry Milkins

    [Humour] Can't think of a punchline to this joke....

    The Paok fella wanted to order some shots? It was a spit and sawn-off shotgun pub?
  3. Perry Milkins

    [Humour] Can't think of a punchline to this joke....

    Jamie Carragher, the Chairman of Paok and a West Ham fan went for a beer together..... help?
  4. Perry Milkins

    [Albion] "You're black and you stink" Rodriquez comment to Bong? - FA say not proven

    I heard in the newsagents in the Martlets that we have agreed to sign him if they go down. Reason: No one wants to room with GB on overnight away trips.
  5. Perry Milkins

    [Football] Spurs Season Ticket Prices for new stadium 2018/19

    Best of watching Town play kidda.
  6. Perry Milkins

    [Cricket] Sussex CCC shirts 2018

    They all look like shirts for bowlers, what about batsmen? Oh wait a minute...
  7. Perry Milkins

    [Albion] So it turns out that Anthony Knockaert really IS better than Ozil...

    From those there did Baines deliberately kick the ball at him?
  8. Perry Milkins

    [Albion] Manchester United Game Plan

    "These are a good side" "They have quality all over and can hurt us"
  9. Perry Milkins

    [Film] Overrated films?

    If only you knew the events of my day!
  10. Perry Milkins

    [Albion] I’m excited about tomorrow.

    and you just can't hide it?
  11. Perry Milkins

    [Film] Overrated films?

    Sadly Easy I am not knowledgeable about critical percentages. I just thought it was a dreadful film. Imagine Alex talking to his second in command and adroitly saying in a an Oirish accent "Oi tink we should attack tamarra!"
  12. Perry Milkins

    [Albion] Jim Davidson on Piers Morgan's Life Stories

    Poor excuse if Piers Morgan offends them.
  13. Perry Milkins

    [Albion] Jim Davidson on Piers Morgan's Life Stories

    They went to be offended. Job done they left.
  14. Perry Milkins

    [Film] Overrated films?

    Alexander the Great with Colin Farrell in it.
  15. Perry Milkins

    [Food] Old time favourites

    Vesta Beef Risotto!!!
  16. Perry Milkins

    [Albion] Brighton And Hove Albion Plotting A Move For 23 Y/O League One Midfielder.

    I have every right to express where I went, what I know, what I have heard and what I intend to cook. I am not sure what you mean about reports and schools. I suspect most of us know I went to Archbishop Loggerheads in Tooting and suffered a thrashing most days by cane and by scrabble.
  17. Perry Milkins

    [Music] The Infinite Jukebox

    They shoot horses don't they - Racing Cars
  18. Perry Milkins

    [Albion] Brighton And Hove Albion Plotting A Move For 23 Y/O League One Midfielder.

    I heard from an ex-player who knew an ex-ref in The Martlets in Burgess Hill that this signing is to satisfy egos . Does anyone know how to make a jus for pan fried duck breast?
  19. Perry Milkins

    [Albion] Palace Fans Biggest Fear

    And the mosaic of a steaming turd on the bathroom tiled floor.
  20. Perry Milkins

    [Palace] Good news at last for Palace

    For pities sake got that wrong!! It is actually the Croydon Urban Nuclear Technology Soldiers. They'll just be having the initials like HMV etc etc..oh wait a minute...the branding is already there without any logo or letters!

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